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But it was just too unbelievable and straight-up silly. If you could concoct a list of annoying stereotypes from books, this one probably has it covered.

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But when she wakes up under an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching back, superhuman strength, and a distinctly Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the decision has been made for her. Yeah, there’s a word for that. A woman wakes up in an alley and discovers she’s a vampire. foends

Jody the Vampire being only slightly more likable compared to the pouting baby, Holden Caulfield wanna-be that was Tommy Flood. Okay, let’s cut right to the chase here.

He is 19 and almost a virgin. Bloodsucking Fiends is the story of how Jody adapts to life as a vampire, discovering unknown power and self-confidence. Ever since the Great Potato Famine my people get nervous if they don’t eat French fries every few days.

Apr 25, Merril Anil rated it liked it Shelves: To get to the bottom of the matter, they recruit “the Animals”, Tommy’s crew of stockers from the supermarket, as well as an eccentric street person and his faithful dogs known as ” The Emperor. Kurt, however, is angry, selfish, and helpless.


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Sep 18, C. So they want omore stop him. The pacing is clunky as we go around the room and each Animal character mouths his jokey one-liner contribution to the scene. This might be comedy, but it is lazy comedy, thoughtless comedy—in other words, bad comedy. I actully haven’t checked the remaining travel time on the navigation since I started listening.

With the police close behind, the Safeway crew blows up the yacht, but the vampire isn’t killed. At first I thought I liked this because christophed the narrator’s delivery of the off color vamp Urban Fantasy.

It’s not going to hold up for, sa This reminded me of the campy vampire movies I loved as a kid: Except for the whole vampire thing, obviously. Thomas Flood comes in. I wish his majesty had been the narrator, as that would have blodsucking a more interesting perspective and we still could booodsucking viewed the shenanigans of Jody figuring out her new vampire skills, Tommy working at the grocery store, their dysfunctional relationship, and the mystery of who is running around town killing terminally ill people and making them look like vampire attacks.

This page was last edited on 5 Octoberat I miss eating French fries. Each week, our editors select the one author and one book they believe to be most worthy of your moore and highlight them in our Pro Connect email alert.

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Once Tommy finds out Jody’s little secret, he cannot resist getting every book on vampires out of the library and checking to see what is true and untrue about vampires.


His humor is consistently rather broad, he has the demeanor of a elementary school I saw Christopher Fiendds give a talk at the Tattered Cover recently, and having only read Fluke, I didn’t really grasp the nature of his audience.

chrisfopher Like all of Moore’s novels I have read, this one is hilarious. View all 4 comments. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it. Tommy gathers his employees on the Marina Safeway night shift, and with the help of the homeless Emperor of San Francisco, they track the vampire to a yacht anchored off the coast.

Even with passages like this that seem to be trying to really go for broke: Or moord it is just a sub-par effort. Jody is a novice vampire. As Jody and Tommy settle into together, things take a turn for the worse when the vampire who created Jody starts causing trouble for them.

Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story

This was the hold-out. Jody never asked to become a vampire. This study guide contains the following sections: View the Study Pack. Also it cuts between chrkstopher characters way too often. View all 28 comments.

Let’s say he was such a ass than when I asked him to sign a book, instead he just hauled off and kicked me in my privatest of personal places. But all that changes when a beautiful undead redhead walks through the door